Stop Giving Your Kids Weird Names. Kjell Bjorgen

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Stop giving your kids weird names, it makes school difficult for them! Just ask Kjell Bjorgen then go watch "I'm Sorry But I Won't Apologize" by Kjell Bjorgen only at www.drybarcomedy.com/kjell
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alitzahc
alitzahc - 4 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Y’all with 5-letter names be like “oh my name is so hard to pronounce” get back to me when your name is 12 letters with an apostrophe in the middle
Cheree Derry
Cheree Derry - 10 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Seriously one of the funniest comics I have seen on Dry Bar!
Bryan Chance
Bryan Chance - ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Let's call him Al like from Home Improvements. LOL
Severinsen
Severinsen - ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
How can you pronounce your own name wrong though?
Kjell and Trygve are completely normal names in Scandinavia, but I get that it's a joke to Americans because you never travel and don't know anything about other countries.
It would've been funnier if his name was Simen, because it's pronounced like semen, or if he had been born in Russia and named Luka, which is spelled similarly to "whore" in Russian.
In Norway the names Kjell and Trygve, are just as strange as Tony or James in The US.
Pan Vegan
Pan Vegan - ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
my name is aisling and i live in spain NOBODY in spain can say my name actually nobody in uk/usa can say my name so i tell evrybody my name is ash or mary just to shut them up
EM Taylor
EM Taylor - ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Do you know what is even worse that this is having a normal sounding name but the spelling is messed up. So when you meet me it like okay normal name then when they write it down i am like no its not spelled Amelia it is spelled Emillliaiah...... yeah thats my name no joke
Astri M
Astri M - ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Norway :)
Con
Con - ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
I think he meant "is that an Ikea couch"
Jane Doe
Jane Doe - 2 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Kjell would be perfectly normal here.
I'm from Sweden.Trygve is a Norweigan name, but it wouldn't be strange here in Sweden!
Jessica Russell
Jessica Russell - 2 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
This guy is pretty funny.
Code Name
Code Name - 2 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Nice to meet you Kill.
lads being lads doing laddy lad things
lads being lads doing laddy lad things - 2 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
this guy looks like if james corden was a lumberjack
Kathleen M. Higgins
Kathleen M. Higgins - 3 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
By myself and cracking-up!!!
Hugh Janus
Hugh Janus - 3 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Some kid in my middle school was named “myhighness”
ADOB 1
ADOB 1 - ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
How was it spelt?
Aphro
Aphro - 3 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
This oddly sounds very foreign-unfriendly lol
Prime Shreiben
Prime Shreiben - 3 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
You guys know how a lot of twins are given rhyming names? Like Ryan and Bryan? Well my sister and I are identical, and we're named after 2 classic rock singers. 20 awesome points to the first able to guess our names.😂🔥👌
Prime Shreiben
Prime Shreiben - 3 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
I'm an older twin by 6 minutes.😂
Pamela Haling
Pamela Haling - 3 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Actually you crashed your brother’s birth. Haha. Hilarious.
Elina K
Elina K - 3 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
he can’t even pronounce his own brother’s name but okay
BadassRandomness
BadassRandomness - 8 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
He can't prounounce his own name either
Severinsen
Severinsen - ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
@Code Name Yes.
Code Name
Code Name - 2 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Elina K You sure about that?
Space Comma ,
Space Comma , - 3 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
It's actually supposed to be pronounced k-yell 😉
Space Comma ,
Space Comma , - 2 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
@Code Name yes because i'm norwegian 😉 We pronounce it k-yell But not k(ay)-yell
Code Name
Code Name - 2 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Space Comma , You y’all that man how to say his own name.
MrFelixify
MrFelixify - 4 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
He can't even pronounce his brothers name right. Trygve does not sound like he says in Norwegian.
TheFlutefreak
TheFlutefreak - 4 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
That's how I knew my name was coming on the teacher's roll too 😂
pranknetwork35
pranknetwork35 - 4 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
My name is Alton, my identical twins name is Aidan. I don’t think Alton is that weird but every teacher I’ve ever had can never get my name right. They always say “Al-Ton”, “Al-Tin”, “All-Ton” but never how it is actually pronounced which is “All-Tin”. I’ve even had to argue that the way I pronounce it is right, Bc that’s how it’s supposed to be said.
Niamh Sinclair
Niamh Sinclair - 4 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
I can relate to this man ona spiritual level! Some of the attempts my teachers came up with were ridiculous... nem, neema, nimph... ugh
Niamh Sinclair
Niamh Sinclair - 4 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Im a twin too wut. Im one minute older than my brother, Its helped me in so many arguements with him xD
Idar Buer
Idar Buer - 4 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
his name jokes are less funny when you are norwegian and can pronounce them, though it is funny when he pronounces them wrong. It is "shell."
Peace duh
Peace duh - 4 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Блин, мне нравится этот чел
EpicJojo
EpicJojo - 4 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
My brothers are Identical twins and 17 minutes apart. Will was delivered naturally and Quin was delivered c-section.
The Bloodshot One
The Bloodshot One - 4 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Feel your pain bro! My first name is Bende, with the last "e" being pronounced the same way as the first, as in the "e" in men or Emily, and people just can't comprehend that. I've been everything from Benday to Bender to Bendeee to Bend.
Zmoneyrecords
Zmoneyrecords - 5 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Steve Irwin and jack black had a kid?
googelybear
googelybear - 5 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Kjellberg
drnibbler
drnibbler - 5 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
This dude used to do movie extra work with me and my friends back in the day. We used to bust his balls about his name and he always took it in stride. He's a really nice guy. Good to know he's doing stand up.
Skelld
Skelld - 5 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
In Norway we pronounce the ‘Kj’ sound slightly different. So if you think about it... even you are pronouncing it wrong. Why your parents wouldn’t name you an easier Norwegian name i will never know.
Aaron Jackson
Aaron Jackson - 5 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
No but really, though. Weird names are an epidemic.
Eric L
Eric L - 5 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
It's pronounced like "shell". In English, it means "shell"...
Keenan Bartjes
Keenan Bartjes - 6 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Sam and Max 🤣
Ginger Prince
Ginger Prince - 6 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Reminds me of every male history teacher I’ve had. I don’t know why...
C
C - ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Relatable.
messynate
messynate - 7 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
That “no it’s C H” joke went right over the crowds head
mango
mango - 8 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
My names Elias so I get it
J awm
J awm - 9 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
8mins of a man with an unusual name talking about the unusual name... my name is Bjørn. Meaning "Bear". You don't hear me on stage making jokes. Jees what a røvhul
Pepe The Great
Pepe The Great - 8 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Emil lyder som æ mil "hahaha" mere sjovt kan det her vist nok ik blive....
Aron Que Marr
Aron Que Marr - 9 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Kjeld Sresth did it better.
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