How Do 90% of Americans Have Jobs? - Daniel Tosh

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Daniel Tosh wonders why Americans still think they live in the greatest country in the world and tries to understand how so many people are employed. (Contains strong language.)
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Menthol
Menthol - 2 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
oh no...tosh is turning into a sjw
superhero6785
superhero6785 - 21 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
side note: 94% of Americans don't have jobs. The unemployment rate is a made up number that only counts people who are "trying" to work. If you can't, or just don't want to work, they don't count you (I.e. Stay at home moms, people on disability, & people who simply "left the workforce" are not included in unemployment statistics). The real number is in the 60% range of Americans adults have jobs.
Mace
Mace - ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Because we have a businessman for a president.
russianross
russianross - ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Because the employers are usually part of the 90% also!
blackl1steddrums
blackl1steddrums - 2 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Tosh is not funny
Joe Novak
Joe Novak - 2 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Did you just call Chinese people ninjas... Bruh..
Lay you In
Lay you In - 2 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Hey, if you hate our country and wanna tell all the fellow Americans why, do it with satire. If you truly actually hate this country, leave.
alex carter
alex carter - 3 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Dumb idea with only black ppl being cops, because black cops can be racist too lol.
Yousif Icardi
Yousif Icardi - 3 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
China just barely built the first paved road connecting itself with Pakistan, they are just figuring out how to use concrete lol. China are lucky they have Starbury, or they would have some douchebag American’s shoe brand like bbb.
THE BUNKER TV
THE BUNKER TV - 3 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
1:18 racist cops 😂😂😂😂
Kamra Mann
Kamra Mann - 3 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
He’s like a funnier Jim Carrey
Clay Kennedy
Clay Kennedy - ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Kamra Mann literally nothing in common besides their job title, even that is a stretch
BushidoKi
BushidoKi - 4 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Stole 2 of bill burrs jokes
Jameson Warpness
Jameson Warpness - 4 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
I haven’t seen Daniel’s stand up in forever. How does he not have a ton of specials available? He’s done so much for Comedy Central
Goat Man
Goat Man - 4 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
“Could care less”. oh Tosh.
Captain Neckbeard
Captain Neckbeard - 5 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
4:37 Han, Cantonese, and Mongolian
James Swensen
James Swensen - 5 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Tosh used to be funny! What happened?
Amber O
Amber O - 5 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Yeesh. Just a bunch of benign racism & classism disguised as sarcasm... not funny
Konami
Konami - 5 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
In reality only about 62% of adults have jobs in the USA.
PJD Minerals
PJD Minerals - 6 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
So brave...
Stacy Melanson
Stacy Melanson - 6 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Hey Tosh, is it time for a new special? Pretty please?
Scotty Scott
Scotty Scott - 6 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
8:30
Nathan Hawley
Nathan Hawley - 6 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Healthy racism
FIELDJOURNAL
FIELDJOURNAL - 6 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
So I assume you are trying to cozy up to them eh? Asians?
KneeHouse 12
KneeHouse 12 - 6 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
We're all ten in the top ten! - Someone who lived very near Kansas
Stand up for GOOD
Stand up for GOOD - 7 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
U.S. suicide rates are double that of China. Js.
Ilkka Rautio
Ilkka Rautio - 7 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Whats the term for a white uncle tom? 🤔 Be proud of youre race! Im of mine.
Car Motivation
Car Motivation - 7 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
I fucking love Tosh lol
Bob Purcell
Bob Purcell - 7 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
I have to applaud anyone who even attempts to make a living as a comedian in a society of humorless idiots who seem to think these are dead-serious policy prescriptions. For anyone who still cares about supporting evidence, see most of the other comments...
Annie Lee
Annie Lee - 7 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
😂😂😂 i live in kansas and i wish it were Fiji😭
TA DuFine
TA DuFine - 7 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
DIDN'T GET ONE LAUGH OUT OF ME !
TA DuFine
TA DuFine - 4 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
@The_hamburglar 12 HE WAS NOT FUNNY AT ALL
The_hamburglar 12
The_hamburglar 12 - 4 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
TA DuFine you’re too uptight then
Michael Anuzis
Michael Anuzis - 7 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
"Over 90% of Americans have jobs" -- I realize this is missing the joke, but closer to 63% actually have jobs, and it hasn't been above 70% for 50+ years. Ref: https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CIVPART
The Madrummer
The Madrummer - 7 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
God he's great hahaha
Robert Billings
Robert Billings - 7 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Just like TV....if you do not like it...turn it off.
Jamaal
Jamaal - 7 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Im crying laughing
Eli Cook
Eli Cook - 8 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
I always forget how sexist and racist YouTube viewers are and then I see comments on videos and I'm like there it is.
Aaron A Brink
Aaron A Brink - 8 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Typical liberal moron he used to be funny
TheGrandOptimist
TheGrandOptimist - 7 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
He's always been like this, you just became more offended over politics
sib438
sib438 - 8 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
best regards from the Hackis! 🇩🇪
Mr Anderson
Mr Anderson - 8 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
All I had to do was apply, took 10 minutes and now I'm a janitor making 21 dollars an hour and paid holidays meaning I don't work but still get paid
Dwayne M
Dwayne M - 8 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
"His brutal honesty..."
Dwayne M
Dwayne M - 8 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
Hi brutal honesty makes his jokes that much more funny!
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